“I wished for my fairy godmother, the good witch of the north, or some other bitch with a wand.” — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
“You're a witch. Don't you think Bible quotes are a bit hypocritical?” — Liz Schulte Copy Share Image
His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Aye, I believe ye, Sassenach. But it would ha’ been a good deal easier if you’d only been a witch.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress — Tom Coburn Copy Share Image
“One of the problems with being a witch is when you ask the universe a question, it generally give you an answer.” — Christiana Miller Copy Share Image
“Witches are good for one thing and only one thing. Tinder. Bowen Graeme MacRieve.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I feel the nights stretching away thousands long behind the days till they reach the darkness where all of me is ancestor.” — Annie Finch Copy Share Image
“I promise if you come to my car I won't cuff you unless..." his voice dropped in a sensuous tone, "...that's what… — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Old Gertie Simmons used to have a squint and she was always putting the evil influence on the end of her own… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“One doesn’t become a witch to run around being harmful, or to run around being helpful either, a district visitor on a… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
All my life,I've been afraid of things, as a child and a woman must be. I lied about it naturally. I fancied… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
“A witch sees through things and around things. A witch sees farther than most, a witch sees things from the other side.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Seven hundred years ago, Tersa had told [Daemon] the living myth was coming. Seven hundred years of waiting, watching, searching, hoping. Seven… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal as far as other witches are concerned. There's a conflict of dominant… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A voice on the other end squealed and said distinctly, "Kee-kee!" "Yeah, it's Kee-kee," Keller said, startled. "Um, I'm glad you're okay,… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End.… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“A Witch is born out of the true hungers of her time. I am a child of the poisonous wind that copulated… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I love it. It's silly to say that it is a world of false and stupid people. Sure there are witches and… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“Contentedly sat the old woman. Soon now, the sea would hold no terrors, and the blinds wouldn't have to be down, nor… — A.E. van Vogt Copy Share Image
“She's magic, Cassandra. A single flower blooming in an endless desert.” — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
“It's the duty of all witches to maintain balance. Without balance there's no earth, no life, nothing.” — Jami Brumfield Copy Share Image
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Purple is the hue worn by a baby witch or warlock. Pink and blue are for mortals. — Agnes Moorehead Copy Share Image
On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park… — Nick Gordon Copy Share Image
I'd call it a new version of voodoo economics, but I'm afraid that would give witch doctors a bad name. — Geraldine Ferraro Copy Share Image
“You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
He's not safe, but he's good (referring to Aslan, the Lion, in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe) — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“So, apart from casting runes, what other hobbies do you have? Forbidden rituals, human sacrifices, torturing? –” — Simona Panova Copy Share Image
“So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
I love playing an old witch or a young boy. When I was younger, I would always volunteer to play the male… — Brigette Lundy-Paine Copy Share Image
I am never writing a breakup record again, by the way. I'm done with being a bitter witch. — Adele Copy Share Image
One of my favourite horror films is 'The Blair Witch Project' 'cos I like the fact that you never see the scary… — Ellie Rowsell Copy Share Image