“Lynn looks up at him to see if he's serious. "What?" he asks her. "If anybody is gonna put Carter's head through the wall, it should be me." EJ's eyes snap open, and he scoots away from me slowly. I'll… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string and I'll… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Ohhh, OH no you didn't!" he screams. "Nobody touches the TERRY!" Then he starts punching himself in he face. This kid really is crazy!… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“... my heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“EJ cries, "We've been best friends since kindergarten. You can't become a babe slayer and leave me in the dust! I don't have an… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“So I think when you tap into something that you really want to do, you have to fight for it, even if the fight… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“I’m probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys."… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“There's nothing like being called a feminine hygiene product to keep you from crying.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“The last thing I need is for my dad to stroll in and see me abusing myself to lighting-fast pornographic images.Military school will become… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Lynn looks up at him to see if he's serious. "What?" he asks her. "If anybody is gonna put Carter's head through the wall,… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Carter: "Dude, I don't know why it works, it just does. [...] Just pretend you're not into 'em and then ask a question. What's… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
![“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys." [...] She smiles and says, "Break a leg" as I walk out. That was uncalled for. "Bitch," I say under my breath as the door closes.” quote by Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/47b/brent-crawford-33516_break-a-leg_well-you-know-i-might-try-out-for-the-mu_2246022.jpg)
![“Carter: "Dude, I don't know why it works, it just does. [...] Just pretend you're not into 'em and then ask a question. What's the worst that could happen?" EJ makes eye contact with the smallest one, off to the side. [...] She looks up at EJ and gives him the nicest smile. He pulls the trigger…” quote by Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/89f/brent-crawford-33516_carter_carter-dude-i-don-t-know-why-it-works-it_3197749.jpg)