I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
It's Friday you aint got no job you aint got shit to do I'm gone get you high tonight — Author Name Copy Share Image
What you know about champagne every night. Bad bitches everywhere, Barry White. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
'Only the good die young' is a terrible way to justify your drug addiction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I think Jefferson and George Washington would strongly discourage you from growing marijuana, and their tactics to stop you would be more… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In my day, the drug was alcohol and the weapon was a fist, so it was very sort of innocent and primitive.… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
“Beeeeeeeeeer" slurred the drunk from the floor; stirring to life at the sound of alcohol.” — Rob J. Hayes Copy Share Image
Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm a tek addict myself. No matter where you are, people are looking for something to tear them away from reality, challenge… — Greg Evigan Copy Share Image
Damn, jesus was a real og he knew how to party they were all out of alchohal so he turned water into… — Mike Campbell Copy Share Image
Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. Sometimes it… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
The anti-marijuana campaign is a cancerous tissue of lies, undermining law enforcement, aggravating the drug problem, depriving the sick of needed help… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
My point is pot is no more and probably less harmful than alcohol is. I don't understand the stigma of not legalizing… — Julie Roginsky Copy Share Image
Do not suppose that abuses are eliminated by destroying the object which is abused. Men can go wrong with wine and women.… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“Wine, today as yesterday and tomorrow, continues to symbolize dual communion: on the one hand with nature and the soil, through the… — Emile Peynaud Copy Share Image
With some guys, drugs became a way of life. They went through tremendous personality changes, or they died. Drugs didn't do them… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
If people believe that marijuana helps their medical issues then they should allow people to indulge in those remedies. It is criminal… — Steven Machat Copy Share Image
Give me books, fruit, French wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by someone I do not… — John Keats Copy Share Image
It started twelve and went on until twelve. I never had to buy a drink all day! — Michael Owen Bruce Copy Share Image
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Words I write... go through my mind, like tasting fine wine on the lips.” — Jennifer Webb Copy Share Image
I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly. — Fiorello H. La Guardia Copy Share Image
“The trouble with the world is that it's always one drink behind.” — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
![“Do not suppose that abuses are eliminated by destroying the object which is abused. Men can go wrong with wine and women. Shall we then prohibit and abolish women? The sun, the moon, and the stars have been worshiped. Shall we then pluck them out of the sky? ...see how much he [God] has been able…” quote by Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcb/martin-luther-106_able_do-not-suppose-that-abuses-are-eliminate_2246351.jpg)
