Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits Copy Share Image
“People don't want to think about defects when they are drinking wine.” — Courtney Maum Copy Share Image
Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Philosophy teaches how man thinks he thinks; but drinking shows how he really thinks. — Rene Daumal Copy Share Image
Quitting smoking can be a very good test of ones character. Pass the test and you will have accomplished so much more… — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be? — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Janusz Palikot Copy Share Image
It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water. — Jacob Rees-Mogg Copy Share Image
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been… — David Justice Copy Share Image
The alcohol is only thing in this world that who gives a to the society human face from within a hidden beast. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Always come to a conversation armed with two drinks. Then if it's dire you can pretend you were on the way to… — Emily Maitlis Copy Share Image
“When I was drinking I was doing it to suppress emotion, yes, but I was also doing it because it made me,… — Lauren Sapala Copy Share Image
As parents, we need to talk to young people about drugs and make sure they understand that drugs are dangerous, addictive substances… — John Walters Copy Share Image
Before the end of December, generally, they experience their first thawing. Those which a month ago were sour, crabbed, and quite unpalatable… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“We gather at night to celebrate being human. Sometimes we call out low to the tamborine. Fish drink the sea, but the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are all kinds of addicts, I guess. We all have pain. And we all look for ways to make the pain… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams. — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
Friendship's the wine of life: but friendship new... is neither strong nor pure. — Edward Young Copy Share Image
Beauty is worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the beholder — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good music grows with age like a fine wine it's gets better and better over time. — Steve Jordan Copy Share Image
Food and wine. Decide which is the soloist, which the accompanist. — Michael Broadbent Copy Share Image
“All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk. All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“...So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.” — Michele W. Miller Copy Share Image
