It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. — Steve Mirsky Copy Share Image
“In times of youth, drinking is better. With the joyful, linking is better. The world is a mere temporal inn; With the… — Hafez Copy Share Image
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a… — Kevin Meaney Copy Share Image
“If the ambiance is right, you'll get your high on a mocktail in a cocktail glass, as it is a guilt-free drink.” — Tapan Ghosh Copy Share Image
“I used to watch a lot of late-night movies—it was my time to relax by having a few drinks,” — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is about the entire experience. It's not just a new seat. It's not just new meals. It's not just better wines. — Oscar Munoz Copy Share Image
If you make a fist and hold it for two hours, you won't be able to pick up a glass because you'll… — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
I think it will be pretty hard to deny the fact that prohibition of marijuana is on its way out. — Rick Steves Copy Share Image
“I am in the lion's den, surrounded by a circus of liquor. I used to be the ringleader.” — Sacha Z. Scoblic Copy Share Image
If I didn't have children I might be more of a lush than I am. I like booze. I struggle with smoking.… — Olivia Colman Copy Share Image
One man affirms that he has rode post a hundred miles in six hours; probably it is a lie; but supposing it… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Frank was pretty goddamn sure that Mr. and Mrs. Marijuana were not having date night at a gun range with a crate… — T.M. Smith Copy Share Image
Crime is based upon need, making money. People sell drugs to make money. But if everybody is cared for, they don't sell… — Jacque Fresco Copy Share Image
The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was… — George Jung Copy Share Image
“I realise something. My ‘fuck it, I just want to get smashed’ moments are usually about boredom and pleasure-seeking. When I get… — Jill Stark Copy Share Image
The main point in our report was to recommend decriminalization...because of the way laws are applied, which have not worked. We have… — Kofi Annan Copy Share Image
“Why do you sell your wine, merchant? What can they give you in exchange for your wine? Money? … And what can… — Omar Khayyám Copy Share Image
We have not yet concluded that needle-exchange programs do not encourage drug use. — Donna Shalala Copy Share Image
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
From age 16, I lived and breathed wine. I read every magazine and book about wine. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Cocaine made people deaf, it made people dead and it made people real obnoxious. — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
“How am I a criminal for using marijuana. It is criminal I'm considered a criminal.” — Aaron J Copy Share Image
I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The plan was to drink until the pain over but whats worse, the pain or the hangover? — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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