“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A house is sometimes wine. It is sometimes more than a skin.” — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives no life at all. — Alcaeus Copy Share Image
Take heed of the Vinegar of sweet Wine, and the Anger of Good-nature. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I believe tobacco is a slow poison and it's unfortunate that a lot of youngsters are hooked to it. — Neha Bhasin Copy Share Image
America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink,… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host.” — Dorohy Parker Copy Share Image
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I… — Akbar Cullen Copy Share Image
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I always knew that food and wine were vital, with my mother being Italian and a good cook. — Robert Mondavi Copy Share Image
There was a point in my 40s when I went into the bathroom with a bottle of wine, locked the door, and… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
Recovering alcoholic guys wake up in the morning, and they have to think of a reason to get up, and then, once… — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
The decision to let go of that which has completed its course in your experience is even more important than the decision… — Raymond Charles Barker Copy Share Image
“If, by the virtue of charity or the funded Ennet House, you will acquire many exotic new facts. You will find out… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
But in my college years it got to the point where my friends and I didn't do anything without consuming a massive… — Jim Coleman Copy Share Image
I came through the Sixties so I was perfectly aware of drug-taking but I came from South Africa and we were brought… — Prue Leith Copy Share Image
Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
“Dieters relapse, smokers relapse, anyone with anything approaching a compulsion relapses—usually more than once. This study suggests that part of this repetition… — David DiSalvo Copy Share Image
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
Sir, I did not count your glasses of wine, why should you number up my cups of tea? — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It's Friday you aint got no job you aint got shit to do I'm hone get you high tonight — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“When a man gets drunk he gets sentimental. That's what I wanted to avoid.” — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
I certainly wouldn't advocate anyone using drugs on a regular or habitual basis. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth:for thy love is better than wine — ChristianQuotes Copy Share Image
Had to be careful though, had to be careful coz weed is gettin stronger every 2 weeks. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
To quit smoking, you must first want to quit, but then you must also do the quitting — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image