Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My training was never to drink after dinner nor before I wrote nor while I was writing. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Men are like fine wines - the older they get, the better they get. — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine - everybody drinks water. — Marilyn French Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“The physical effects of alcohol are often one of the least rewarding parts of drinking for addicts.” — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
“It’s only now as I head back home after a full day’s work surrounded by people pale with hangovers and stinking of… — William Cook Copy Share Image
“In sober moments, it shamed him to think and act like he did. But he wasn't sober now.” — Joanna Jordan Copy Share Image
Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“What I desire is that which would give you pleasure. If this wine gives you pleasure, I will pour it. If there… — Alyssa Cole Copy Share Image
There can never be any substitute for your own palate nor any better education than tasting the wine yourself. — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year… — Will Self Copy Share Image
“I've been troubled with weak moments lately, 'tis true. I've been drinky once this month already, and I did not go to… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
I'd sit at my kitchen table and start scanning help-wanted ads on my laptop, but then a browser tab would blink and… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
Once a year, I take my whole wine team down to see the Giants, and we meet the players. I've never seen… — Tom Seaver Copy Share Image
“The appreciation of wine was based solely on the way it tasted. The invention of drinking glasses meant that the color, transparency,… — Mark Miodownik Copy Share Image
It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Here, we have a country that is making its veterans, people who are struggling with post-traumatic stress, people who are struggling with… — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
Not by gain our life is measured, But by what we've lost 'Tis scored; 'Tis not how much wine is drunken But… — Watchman Nee Copy Share Image
All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation. — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.” — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash. — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
Whither, O god of wine, art thou hurrying me, whilst under thy all-powerful influence? — Horace Copy Share Image
“jed is not a smoker but he's smoked. i am not a smoker and i have never smoked” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life. — Carroll O'Connor Copy Share Image
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
