After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nothing, but women can do all these (without drinking). — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?. — W C Fields Copy Share Image
Helping other people is a drug so dangerous that there is no cure short of total abstention. — Penelope Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I was addicted to amphetamines at the time I got busted, but I tend to think I was on a determined, self-destruct… — Patricia McConnell Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober' — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
My critique of how we deal with drugs in society is just that - that we use these anecdotes to apply to… — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
I beg you come tonight and dine A welcome waits you and sound wine The Roederer chilly to a charm As Juno's… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
To sit beside the board and drink good wine And watch the turf smoke coiling from the fire And feel content and… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
“the British humorist Sir A. P. Herbert nicely described the conflicting set of symptoms: “Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!”… — Roy F. Baumeister Copy Share Image
More is spent in a single month [in the U.S.] fighting the war on drugs than all monies ever expended domestically or… — Mira Sorvino Copy Share Image
Earlier this week - this is crazy - the country's first marijuana cafe opened up, which not only sells medical marijuana, but… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“All addictions — whether to drugs or to nondrug behaviours — share the same brain circuits and brain chemicals. On the biochemical… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
“It was one of those midsummer Sundays when everyone sits around saying, "I drank too much last night." You might have heard… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
“I didn't see it happening, but the wheels were falling off of me. I didn't care about responsibilities like paying rent, I… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink wine during the day. Not even a little. Otherwise, the rest of the day is an apology. — Angie Dickinson Copy Share Image
Often addiction after addiction is the price one pays. If they can't give their own life praise... — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to the vibrator, of course. They’re equally fabulous.” — Emma Hart Copy Share Image
Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I think if you drink too much and you're told you drink too much, typically you don't like it. I know I… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
“we could slam tequila shots over my current problem until we came up with a solution … or passed out trying.” — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work. — George Washington Copy Share Image
If Placebo was a drug, they would no doubt be pure heroin - dangerous, mysterious and totally addictive. — Brian Molko Copy Share Image
“...for our times are not satisfied with faith and not even with the miracle of changing water into wine - they 'go… — Søren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
“Not a formidable presence, except in that madman way that drunks wield, that does-it-look-like-I-give-a-fuck-about-anything?” — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
Drankin' yet I'm thinking of another rhyme. Smokin', hoping that some bad news will come some other time. — Devin Tha Dude Copy Share Image
Why Stress when you can get some weed, roll it up and they most important part, SMOKE IT!!!!! — JC Copy Share Image
The first famous winemaking consultant was the late professor Emile Peynaud, who reigned over Bordeaux throughout the 1940s, '50s, '60s and '70s. — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where else can we find happiness for a day other than from something that can offer momentary relief, something like the booze?” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
Marijuana you can give up, Ive given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
The thirst of soul is sweeter than the wine of material things, and the fear of spirit is dearer than the security… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
Famous like a drug that I've taken too much of. But I never ever trip, just peace, happiness, and love nigga — Drake Copy Share Image
“I’ve had a stressful day, and I need something stronger than beer. Somebody fetch me a bodybuilder. Check the cooler in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image