“Why, when a man has friends, they are not only to offer him a glass of wine, but, moreover, to prevent his… — Alexandre Dumas Copy Share Image
But I had not the strength nor the inclination to bandy words with a drunkard. What have you done when you have… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
If [drugs] didn't exist, our government would have to invent them, the better to enact laws aimed at keeping the citizens "sinless… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I like an occasional glass of wine, though I don't drink before a shoot or a show - blotchy skin is not… — Jourdan Dunn Copy Share Image
“So Billy uncorked it with his thumbs. It didn’t make a pop. The champagne was dead. So it goes.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I - why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you… — Mark Stepnoski Copy Share Image
Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink occasionally. I don't drink on the holidays. I don't drink alcohol, period. Not wine, not nothing. — Bernard Hopkins Copy Share Image
“want to be OK right now, so you trade that for having a good life in the long run. It’s a bad… — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
“you’ve never seen any evidence of drugs—any packets of drugs? Crack? Speed? Ecstasy? Anything? Anything at all?” Had she? “No,” she said.… — Colin Dexter Copy Share Image
They used Akbar's principles to formulate a version of Islam that could peacefully co-exist with other religions (or so they claimed). An… — Manil Suri Copy Share Image
The federal war on drugs is a total failure... The federal government's going in there and overriding state laws... Why don't we… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I want people to not look at NBA players as basketball players who love wine. I want them to really look at… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There were times when I got frightened. Things weren't going right, so I just went out and got smashed. That's me. Something… — George C. Scott Copy Share Image
King like Clifford, Drama? I'm here for it, Best thang smoking, come take a damn whiff of it. — Young Dro Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid. — John Fowles Copy Share Image
A man makes no noise over a good deed, but passes on to another as a vine to bear grapes again in… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license. — Rocky Bridges Copy Share Image
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends… — Robert Dugoni Copy Share Image
“Drug dealers wouldn’t want to have anything to do with these pathetic specimens. You had to be relaxed and professional to associate… — Heather O'Neill Copy Share Image
“It was a very Corsican wine and you could dilute it by half with water and still receive its message.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little… — Nikos Kazantzakis Copy Share Image
Stoner live stoner die but in the end we all get high, soi when in life you don't succedd fuck it all… — Andreaa Copy Share Image
Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Life is like smoking weeds, roll up your problems, lick down your solutions, burn your past, inhale the good shit and exhale… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don’t drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don’t drink vodka.” — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh,… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. — John Denver Copy Share Image
I don't look like someone who leans on a mantelpiece with a cocktail in my hand, you know. — Charles Bronson Copy Share Image
I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but… — Tracey Gold Copy Share Image
“Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
For Zen students a weed is a treasure. With this attitude, whatever you do, life becomes an art. — Shunryu Suzuki Copy Share Image
“The reformed addict who feels the craving almost believes in it, then merely smiles; that” — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
“What is addiction? Only those that have been kept secret; are addictions. Those that are openly visible cannot be called addiction.” — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image