I like a fine wine. Who can beat that? I don't think it helps writing; I think it's a hinderance. It helps… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
“Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.” — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
We have noted the appeal of Honorable Ambrosini about the decriminalizing of marijuana for medical use. — Jacob Zuma Copy Share Image
Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Cigars, of course, are made of trail mix, of crushed cashews and Granola and raisins, soaked in maple syrup and dried in… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm rolling, I'm smoking, they burning for hours and if it's fine, I'm smoking the whole thing entire. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“The obvious tactic for avoiding alcohol-precipitated crashes is to avoid riding after drinking. And that’s a decision you have to make before… — David L. Hough Copy Share Image
It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Here, drink your liqueur," Henry said, tossing back her drink. "I carry it with me everywhere because it's the only kind of… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
I think that everything should be made available to everybody, and I mean LSD, cocaine, codeine, grass, opium, the works. Nothing on… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
A wine goes in my mouth, and I just see it. I see it in three dimensions. The textures. The flavors. The… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
I have a job that requires me to get dressed up more often than if I were in another line of work,… — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
If you say, "Would there were no wine" because of the drunkards, then you must say, going on by degrees, "Would there… — Saint John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
Look, we understood we couldn't make it illegal to be young or poor or black in the United States, but we could… — John Ehrlichman Copy Share Image
“Wandering’s the most addictive drug there is, I think, and every hidden road leads on to a dozen more.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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Marijuana allows one to take a breath and see the realities of a situation without the news beating their interpretation into our… — Steven Machat Copy Share Image
They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know? — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.” — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it's… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“What the two drank together, between Hilary Term and Michaelmas, might have floated a king's ship.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
Right now everyone is drinking bad wine made of sour grapes and hysteria. Let them drink it, and let them regret it… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Kissing at the top, holding at the middle fire at the bottom. Do you know what is it? What ? Don't think… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I know if I stopped hosting 'Wine Library TV,' we'd probably lose 75 percent of our audience, but the remaining 25 percent… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it won't be for our benefit but for the authorities. To have it… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka… — Peter Benchley Copy Share Image
“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it.” — Harriet Evans Copy Share Image
Wine you talk man shake it, what? Wine now, just wine your belly. Wine you talk man work it...take a wine now. — Alison Hinds Copy Share Image
the reward for total abstinence from alcohol seems, illogically enough, to be the capacity for becoming intoxicated without it. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Food, like the people who eat it, can be stimulated by wine or spirits. And, as with people, it can also be… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
A good glass of red wine or maybe a little bit too much every now and then is just fine. Heavy boozing,… — Floor Jansen Copy Share Image
You Ever Smoked blunt And Asked Yourself. . . . Where the fuck is Dora the Explorer parents At That Bitch Is… — Bear The Creator Copy Share Image
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