Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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[Retirement] is a dangerous experiment, and generally ends in either drunkenness or hypochrondriacism. — Erasmus Darwin Copy Share Image
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The greatest wines have the best stories. When you get a bottle of wine you like, you read the label. — Melody Gardot Copy Share Image
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Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist--while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist! — Lori Greiner Copy Share Image
I made a mental note to watch which bottle became empty soonest, sometimes a more telling evaluation system than any other. — Gerald Asher Copy Share Image
Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
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I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
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We are kidding ourselves if we don't think of the drug business as a legitimate business. It's what funds governments. It's too… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I'm still not a very good white wine, but I'm drinkable - you could put me in a punch, anyway. — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
People think it's legalization, it's being sold as legalization-even though it's the opposite of legalization. — Dennis Peron Copy Share Image
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Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
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Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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See, when I smoked pot it was illegal, but not immoral. Now, it is illegal AND immoral. The law didn't change, only… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink. — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
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