We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street,… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
“I nodded and sipped my beer. "That's about the size of it," I said. That was about the size of it.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty! — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
The way I like to cook is to have music going, usually jazz, and something in my hand, usually a glass of… — Adrienne C. Moore Copy Share Image
In the embrace's release I caught the scent again. Unmistakable. Marijuana. These homos were high as kites. — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
“There are two types of drinkers: those who drink to enhance their personalities, and those who sought to take something away.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The upside to smoking is that you get to be social. I was looking for a light when I bumped into Ben… — Beth Orton Copy Share Image
I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at the most Three and I'm under the… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I'm a complete libertarian. I think it's very, very dangerous. I really mean that. I think the smoking ban is a tip… — Jeremy Irons Copy Share Image
The goblins of the city may hold committees to divide a single potato, but the strong and the cruel still sit on… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
The psychiatrist wants to know why I go out and hike around in the forests and watch the birds and collect butterflies.… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Men who have found tbe right way of life do not seek to escape from awareness, to obliterate their consciousness, and to… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the night, but he who is intoxicated by… — Saadi Copy Share Image
In terms of my lungs, pot smoking is not like cigarette smoking. It doesn't affect the lungs as quickly, or as much… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Seamen three! what men be ye? Gotham's three Wise Men we be. Whither in your bowl so free? To rake the moon… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
“I held out the packet and suddenly we were friends. That's one of the only good things about being a smoker these… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Love is like Wine/Whiskey/Scotch the duration of which last according to the brand you decided to drink. — Diwakar Dutt Copy Share Image
“I drink to plough and fortify a one-track mind and suddenly, briefly, the blood surrenders, shuffles through the old channels, and there… — Claire-Louise Bennett Copy Share Image
Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war. — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
Fine wine and lobster tail. Candle light and Kristette Michelle. Look at the pussy and play kiss and tell. Fix her hair… — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
Brother, be a brother, fill this tiny cup of mine. And please, sir, make it whiskey: I have no head for wine! — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
Be temperate in wine, in eating, girls, & sloth; Or the Gout will seize you and plague you both. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When I clamber to the heights of sleep, Or when I grow excited with wine, suddenly I meet your face. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
“Addictions are strategies we use to keep the truth from ourselves by blinding us from seeing what’s true about us.” — Michael John Cusick Copy Share Image
There is a glorious candor in an honest quart of wine, A certain inspitation which I cannot well define. — Eugene Field Copy Share Image
“Against inebriation – and for drunkenness! Burn down the liquor stores, and replace them with playgrounds!” — Crimethinc Copy Share Image
A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. — Tom Araya Copy Share Image
Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks… — H. Beam Piper Copy Share Image
Let now the chimneys blaze And cups o'erflow with wine; Let well-tuned words amaze With harmony divine… — Thomas Campion Copy Share Image
There are two reasons for drinking wine...when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
Every time you try to quit smoking you are actually getting closer to staying smoke free — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
While weed sellers keep on getting richer and richer, its smokers sink themselves deeper and deeper into the shit. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Relapse is very dangerous. However, relapse can be a symptom of the disease. Sometimes there are multiple relapses before you get sober… — David Sheff Copy Share Image
“Treatment for dependency at substance abuse treatment centers must change if alcoholism and addiction are to be overcome in our society.” — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
Wine snobbery, of course, is part showmanship, part sophistication, part knowledge, and part bluff — Leonard Bernstein Copy Share Image
Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You the captain, I'm the crunch you got that dinner, I got the lunch. Hit the weed, pass the blunts. Your eyes… — Master P Copy Share Image
