“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.” — Brooke Bida Copy Share Image
It is a lot of work being an addict. There's nothing harder than being an addict. — Mike Lindell Copy Share Image
“I have a hangover that feels like someone let a cat loose inside my face.” — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
“I have done good things in life. I have done bad things in life. But the beer has tasted great during both.” — Thurman P. Banks Jr Copy Share Image
“Deceivingly, Miss Neville, the word vodka means 'little water.' The Russians are masters of the understatement." - Lord Nash” — Liz Carlyle Copy Share Image
I used to be Suicidal When I was thirteen,But since I'm 23,I drink my pain away with booze,,,Less bloody more easier to… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I never stopped drinking, I just don't drink that much anymore. You know, sometimes on the weekends, it's not like a daily… — Chuck Mosley Copy Share Image
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. — Craig Berube Copy Share Image
I quit drinking because I thought somewhere I had fallen in that trap of addiction, and the only way to get out… — Pooja Bhatt Copy Share Image
“Not having any drink about ain’t the same as not understanding the need for one. Times like these change a body’s perspective.” — Samuel Snoek-Brown Copy Share Image
It took me months and months to get back to normalcy - to have a glass of wine at dinner, to go… — Mardy Fish Copy Share Image
Every walk to the woods is a religious rite, every bath in the stream is a saving ordinance. Communion service is at… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In a low whisper she was certain only her friend could hear, she said, "I specifically remember we both promised never to… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
I simply don't like the culture of drugs. I never liked the hippies for it. I think it was a mistake to… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that… — Zach Wamp Copy Share Image
Life is pretty simple... if you ask for apples and you get lemons, make lemonade! if you are on your way out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
.. word-sniffing ... is an addiction, like glueor snowsniffing in a somewhatless destructive way, physically if not economically… As an addict... I… — MFK Fisher Copy Share Image
“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“It's amazing what a bit of rum and cocaine will do to for a back problem.” — Atticus Copy Share Image
Relax, enjoy yourself. Have another drink. It's patriotic to overconsume. — Brian Aldiss Copy Share Image
“Red wine?' Sam asked with a smile on his lips. 'Tonic water?' he teased him.” — Alex C Copy Share Image
“Lay off the needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.” — Abbie Hoffman Copy Share Image
Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER — Anonymous Copy Share Image
