Wine Quotes by W C Fields

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.

— W C Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

— W C Fields

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

— W C Fields

“Why that's a colossal fib. I'm a very kind person. I've never hurt man, beast or child. Except when I had to. I belong…

— W C Fields

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.

— W C Fields

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

— W C Fields

“I was the first comic in world history, so they told me, to pick fights with children.”

— W C Fields