Real or not, when a person denies God, they often try and fill that higher power void with something else. — Steven Crowder Denies Copy Share Image
Comparing President Obama with the great leaders who have come before him is painful. — Steven Crowder Come Copy Share Image
If you want to practice Islam in the inconsequential, semi-secular sense, fine. — Steven Crowder Fine Copy Share Image
Every manly icon the West has ever admired has embodied the very spirit of American independence. — Steven Crowder Admired Copy Share Image
Your wedding can be the most memorable day and night of your life... or just another party. — Steven Crowder Day Copy Share Image
I know everybody says that their bride was the 'most beautiful in the world.' They're wrong. I win. — Steven Crowder Beautiful Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of my life afraid as a kid, even throughout high school. — Steven Crowder Afraid Copy Share Image
If appeasing other nations means that we need to begin acting like them, you can count me out. — Steven Crowder Acting Copy Share Image
Whether you see Jesus as nothing more than a mythical figure or not, there's no doubt that living your life in a… — Steven Crowder Christ like Copy Share Image
We had a severely autistic kid in my class, and I was always picked last in gym class, even after him. Naturally,… — Steven Crowder Always Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed how hell-bent liberals are at making the United States seem inferior to other countries... to any country? — Steven Crowder Country Copy Share Image
The message bombarding young adults from the leftist cultural elite is clear; you should think for yourself... by adopting my beliefs as… — Steven Crowder Elite Copy Share Image
Everybody has an angle. The only time I say no to an interview is when someone says they don't have an angle.… — Steven Crowder Interview Copy Share Image
The mistake that all 'long-term poor people' make is putting others under a microscope in an attempt to set blame. That right… — Steven Crowder Blame Copy Share Image
Ever since my grade school days, as I mastered the art of 'faking sick' and I stumbled across 'The View,' I've been… — Steven Crowder Art Copy Share Image
To a straight man, the notion of walking around as a coiffed, waxed, nail-polish-wearing, lispy dude is uproariously absurd. As people, we… — Steven Crowder Find Copy Share Image
Unless those of us who love our wives (and thus, our lives) make a conscious change to the way we speak of… — Steven Crowder Change Copy Share Image
Whether it's spending more time and money at thrift shops for threads (anti-consumerist threads, mind you), or combing the record store for… — Steven Crowder Band Copy Share Image
Here's my challenge to the real men out there; it's very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If… — Steven Crowder Good Copy Share Image
A prime example of 'turning the other cheek' would be the United States allowing Canada to exist as a country. Sure, we… — Steven Crowder Country Copy Share Image
When men get together, they moan about their wives. The commentary provided on marriage between groups of men is typically one from… — Steven Crowder Life Copy Share Image
Sadly, marriage has become a punchline in today's society. From referring to the wife as 'the old ball and chain' to nearly… — Steven Crowder Fun Copy Share Image
Why on Earth would the United States ever want to be more like Europe? Correct me if I'm wrong, but we left,… — Steven Crowder Continent Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, when I kick back with some barbecue and a CokeZero in front of a blockbuster film… — Steven Crowder American culture Copy Share Image
Essentially, Robin Hood put a smackdown on the medieval equivalent of the IRS. — Steven Crowder Essentially Copy Share Image
Preaching Christian salvation is to preach moral absolutes. Hollywood no likey. — Steven Crowder Absolutes Copy Share Image
Death is not only a passing on but a time for everyone else to truthfully reflect on one's life. — Steven Crowder Death Copy Share Image
My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny. — Steven Crowder Find Copy Share Image
It would almost seem that - dare I say this - private transportation is more efficient than mass public-transit! — Steven Crowder Dare Copy Share Image
The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike. — Steven Crowder Alike Copy Share Image
More often than not, people who are poor... are right where they should be. — Steven Crowder More Copy Share Image
I'm a pansy when compared to the men and women of the United States military. — Steven Crowder Army Copy Share Image
All I'm saying is that I rarely find myself pointing to Sean Penn's love life thinking, 'I want to be like that.' — Steven Crowder Find Copy Share Image
North Korea is really just the kid who decided he'd be 'all out crazy,' hoping people would be scared off by the… — Steven Crowder Avoid Copy Share Image
I still can't decide which is silliest; a person believing in a God who 'isn't there,' or a person offended by a… — Steven Crowder Believe Copy Share Image