Wife Quotes · Page 58

My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.'

— Jason Momoa

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

— B. R. Ambedkar

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

— Jorge Posada

Whenever I go shopping with my wife, all I ever seem to come home with is a new pair of shoes.

— Chris Kamara

I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob.

— Bob McDonnell

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

— Helen Rowland

I met my wife in 1990 when I was on the national tour of 'Bye, Bye Birdie.'

— Steve Zahn

Being managed by your wife means you just get told what to do all the time as opposed to some of the…

— Tommy Fleetwood

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look…

— Erma Bombeck

“Keep negative people long meters away from you; their presence is a threat to your high self-esteem! Job, the man of God…

— Israelmore Ayivor

My wife Amber and I, along with our two children, did not move to Liberia for the specific purpose of fighting Ebola.

— Kent Brantly

More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get…

— Robert M. Hutchins

As the father of six children, I want to know that when my wife or I drop our kids off at school…

— Mike Fitzpatrick

Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one…

— Anonymous

My only regret is that we didn't have more kids. I came from a family of four kids, but my wife and…

— John Lithgow

Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same…

— John Cornyn

As a great part of the uneasiness of matrimony arises from mere trifles,, it would be wise in every young married man…

— Henry Fielding

If they are ignorant, they are despised, if learned, mocked. In love they are reduced to the status of courtesans. As wives…

— George Sand

My ability to persuade my wife to marry me [was] quite my most brilliant achievement ... Of course, it would have been…

— Winston Churchill

Lots of people make fun of me, but the truth is I'm just a man. I like food, I like people, and…

— Guy Fieri

I was raised in a home where we grew up where we discussed issues. I've always been really politically aware. My wife…

— Stan Van Gundy

... over two hundred women, apparently at their own request, were sealed as wives to Joseph Smith after his death in special…

— Fawn M. Brodie

In doing the research, I found myself consumed by a single, overwhelming question, as relevant today as it was seventy years ago:…

— Megan Chance

It was Sophie ( Sophie Arp Tauber, woman artist and later Arp's wife) who, by the example of her work and her…

— Hans Arp

“An unfaithful wife is like a cloth in an open marketplace.”

— Abdulazeez Henry Musa

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I cheated on my wife for years. Had children with different mothers.

— Nigel Benn

a fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job! And five nose running brats in love with Batman

— Gregory Corso

My wife has horses and we've got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals.

— Tim Henman

But I dig myself, and especially if my wife digs me, I dig myself more.

— Johnny Damon

It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.

— Norman Mailer

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

— Greg Behrendt

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I have a strong marriage, and my wife and I love each other.

— Mike Crapo

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

— Denis Leary

I should have realized that what's good for movie stars doesn't work for a Cabinet secretary's wife.

— Louise Linton

I am like a friend to my kids. My wife, Sangeeta, handles their studies, etc.

— Vijay

I had a rosy picture of marriage till I was exposed to the huge responsibility of being Dilip Kumar's wife.

— Saira Banu

You might as well deny 'Mormonism,' and turn away from it, as to oppose the plurality of wives.

— Heber C. Kimball

The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.

— Sean Penn