Wife Quotes · Page 57

I'm not a big Woody Allen fan, but thought 'Husbands and Wives' was great.

— Nell Freudenberger

There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, "You know what I could really use? A wife."

— Sarah Palin

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

— Woody Allen

My wife came here at age 8 not speaking a word of English and ended up in the president's Cabinet.

— Mitch McConnell

My wife has a horror the children will start talking American if we spend too much time out there.

— Damian Lewis

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

— Mignon McLaughlin

Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that…

— Gyorgy Ligeti

My life is to play golf, sit home with the wife and kids, and do things with the family more than I…

— John Daly

Women naturally desire the same six things as I; they want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous with money, obedient…

— Geoffrey Chaucer

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was silver-white by the time I was 35, but having grey hair makes me look washed out. My wife and son…

— David Cassidy

My wife and I sold our house in L.A. and we moved out to the high desert in California, by Joshua Tree,…

— Wayne Static

It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer…

— Ilona Andrews

I believe strongly in the rights of women... my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a…

— Anonymous

I'm reluctant to get anything before I need it because once you're reliant, there is no turning back. If for example I…

— Rob Burrow

We acknowledge that we should not talk of our wives; but we seem not to know that we should talk still less…

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing…

— Greg Behrendt

You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst; But Kate, the prettiest…

— William Shakespeare

“At the door of their room, Willow stood next to Rider while Decker unlocked the door. It was then she noticed the…

— Charlotte McPherren

I think it's particularly raw coming the day after the Electoral College, and Bill Clinton, he's taking this hard. It's been very…

— David Gergen

I'm grateful for my health, glad I'm making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my…

— David Alan Basche

Talent must be a fanatical mistress. She's beautiful; when you're with her, people watch you, they notice. But she bangs on your…

— David Benioff

The stories I would hear from men who were going through divorces and in child custody battles, the lies their wives told…

— Rush Limbaugh

I always say 'Knocked Up' opened the doors, and 'Hangover' just burst it wide open. To this day, it's still surreal. And…

— Ken Jeong

“...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife.”

— Lanier Ivester

And don't forget, a prisoner's wife must always think good thoughts.

— Anonymous

My wife is from Jamaica. My ex-wife. My stepchildren - and then there's my son. So, it's a biracial family.

— Larry Harvey

Im not in charge of the barbecue because my wife says I burn everything.

— Tony Hadley

You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.

— Richard M. Nixon

The principle of plurality of wives never will be done away...

— Heber C. Kimball

CrossFit is how I met my best friends, business partners, and even my wife.

— Mat Fraser

We must make it clear to younger girls that being someone's wife is not an achievement.

— Reham Khan

Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.

— Vikrant Parsai

If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right

— Joel Madden

A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

— Honore de Balzac

I'm open to anything interesting as long as it doesn't clash with my schedule as a mom and wife.

— Rhea Pillai

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

— Dave Barry

Like many other Laureates, I have benefit immeasurably from the love and support of my wife and children.

— John Pople

But one on earth is better than the wife; that is the mother.

— Leopold Schefer

I didn't want to play the wife of some guy my dad's age.

— Krysten Ritter