You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I give the credit of my success to my wife Aakriti, who keeps me going in life and inspires me in various… — Aparshakti Khurana Copy Share Image
My wife is married to a part-time husband. That's hard to do. The kids get the short end of the stick, too. — Rashad Evans Copy Share Image
I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very ... high maintenance. — Neil Diamond Copy Share Image
Narrative prose is a legal wife, while drama is a posturing, boisterous, cheeky and wearisome mistress. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
If I could have my wife and kids on the road with me every week, I would. — Patrick Reed Copy Share Image
I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either? — Chanda Kochhar Copy Share Image
John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset. — Malcolm Allison Copy Share Image
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing… — Pope John Paul II Copy Share Image
Academics aren't paid very much, but as a single gay man I was never badly off. You don't have kids. You don't… — David Starkey Copy Share Image
A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love… — David A. Bednar Copy Share Image
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months… — Maurice Gibb Copy Share Image
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
The whole world is conscious. It's just that we become conscious at times, and you become conscious when you lose a parent,… — KRS-One Copy Share Image
One white man on the platform in South Carolina asked us where we were going--we had got off the train to get… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
What the world needs is not romantic lovers who are sufficient unto themselves, but husbands and wives who live in communities, relate… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
Karl Rove told me about Valerie Plame's identity on July 11, 2003. I called him because Ambassador Wilson was in the news… — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
My wife and I both grew up with parents who were very young. Her mom was, I think, 17 or 18 when… — Jason Isbell Copy Share Image
Before I was married, before I was with my wife, I was traveling with Ric Flair and women were everywhere. It was… — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
You don't have that interaction with the audience when you're acting for film; you're kind of acting in a vacuum. You're acting… — Lola Kirke Copy Share Image
My wife says, and I agree with her, that what would be really great for Maine would be to legalize dope completely… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
