I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is any wife's dream to lead a normal life with her family. — Winnie Madikizela-Mandela Copy Share Image
Another reason for unhappy marriage is that men cant fool their wives as they could their mothers. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I was raised by strong women, and that DNA is in my daughter and wife. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Billionaires prefer Black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups. — Ben Horowitz Copy Share Image
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David Copy Share Image
Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson — John Green Copy Share Image
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
People wanted me to become this cliched Keith Richards, Iggy Pop character. I wasn't expected to marry a beautiful wife and have… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have… — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
All Anne Lister wanted was a wife, and the other liaisons couldn't commit, but Ann Walker did. She took sacrament with her,… — Sophie Rundle Copy Share Image
Not just part of us becomes a teacher. It engages the whole self - the woman or man, wife or husband, mother… — Sylvia Ashton-Warner Copy Share Image
My second wife, the mother of one of my sons, died of murder. I was not with her, but I could have… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I took the vow of celibacy in 1906. I had not shared my thoughts with my wife until then, but only consulted… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I'm an early riser, for one thing. This started back when our kids were small. My wife and I would get up… — Erik Larson Copy Share Image
My wife Elizabeth and I started The Really Terrible Orchestra for people like us who are pretty hopeless musicians who would like… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
Every since my wife, Adri, got pregnant with our now-eight-month-old daughter, Alicia, I regularly get asked what my plans are for feeding… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear that their parents are going to live forever. Showing up… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I have been fortunate in my career to play a lot of lead roles. The downside to that is I don't have… — Brian Stokes Mitchell Copy Share Image
I'm always like, 'I can't believe I sound like my mother.' I remember running out of the house telling, 'Put your shoes… — Eileen Davidson Copy Share Image
A friend of mine was married to an assistant church pastor who regularly beat her up. He was smart ?- he'd do… — Carolyn Maloney Copy Share Image
“I've written you sixty-seven love poems. Here’s another one for you. But really, for me. These poems are the candles that I… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
