Once you're past the age of, say, 11, you should stop idolizing athletes. You look ridiculous wearing the jersey of a guy… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
People who are from Chicago are just funnier than people who aren't from Chicago. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around you hostage… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making it. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because we didn't… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot Ones' takes… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against Julius Randle?… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for five months,… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
