Football Quotes by Sean Evans

14 Football quotes by Sean Evans

Sean Evans may not have a massive archive, but these 14 lines give a fresh glimpse into his take on football’s rhythm and the moments that make a match unforgettable.

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Bill Walton's on-court style is immortal.

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It's not easy to be stylish as a linebacker.

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If LeBron James, Phil Mickelson, or Reggie Bush had to rely on personality to make it in this world, they'd all be…

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Tim Tebow is the kind of unsung hero we can all root for, an underdog who is all too often ignored by…

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As the flagrant foul's official mascot, Anthony Mason had the genteel refinement of an intentional elbow to the eye socket.

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Penny Hardaway has a decided style advantage over other players because he rocked one of the crispiest jerseys in NBA history.

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We knew James Harden was good. You don't get named to All-Star games and win Olympic gold medals when you play like…

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It's easy to forget about the Memphis Grizzlies because, well, they play in Memphis.

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Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise.

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Thanks to fantasy football and 'Madden' on Xbox Live there are legions of jersey adorning sports fanatics who think they're equipped to…

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Before Julius Erving, being a stylish basketball player meant 13 ounces of pomade in your hair and color coordinating the belt in…

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The NBA was once a league full of guys who topped out at 5-foot-9, wore belts in their shorts, and reeked of…

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In the late '90s and early 2000s, basketball was more about making your defender look stupid than scoring. Seriously. You could miss…

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When you consider the depths to which major college football coaches are willing to sink in order to protect their programs, Tyrann…

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If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around you hostage…

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Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making it.

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Relative to the rest of your life, college isn't all that hard.

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I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because we didn't…

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If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless.

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Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen.

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Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot Ones' takes…

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Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against Julius Randle?…

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If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for five months,…

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It's amazing how quickly a defined jawline can turn your luck around.

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At 18-years-old, you have no money. You have no game. Your life experience is limited to getting fired from a part-time gig at the…

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When I'm a little kid watching Chicago Bears games, hot salsa would be on the table and the first time I was like, 'Ah,…

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If LeBron James, Phil Mickelson, or Reggie Bush had to rely on personality to make it in this world, they'd all be incredibly athletic…

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