Club Quote by Sean Evans

Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open.

— Sean Evans

If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around you hostage…

— Sean Evans

Patrons, don't berate bouncers for denying you entry.

— Sean Evans

Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making it.

— Sean Evans

Relative to the rest of your life, college isn't all that hard.

— Sean Evans

I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because we didn't…

— Sean Evans

If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless.

— Sean Evans

Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot Ones' takes…

— Sean Evans

Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against Julius Randle?…

— Sean Evans

If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for five months,…

— Sean Evans

It's amazing how quickly a defined jawline can turn your luck around.

— Sean Evans

At 18-years-old, you have no money. You have no game. Your life experience is limited to getting fired from a part-time gig at the…

— Sean Evans