Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must. — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to… — Sam Rayburn Copy Share Image
She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to… — Drake Copy Share Image
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. — Babe Ruth Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I've never had hard liquor, I've never had a whiskey drink in my life. I… — Zoya Akhtar Copy Share Image
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. — Abigail Padgett Copy Share Image
They're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving. It's said that without whiskey to soak and soften… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober, where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Unless he had whiskey running through his veins, Willard came to the clearing every morning and evening to talk to God. Arvin… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after… — Buffalo Bill Copy Share Image
“The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a… — Vikas Swarup Copy Share Image
“Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
...with a rush of feeling he felt that this must be happiness. As soon as the thought came to him, he fought… — John McGahern Copy Share Image
“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
Fuuuuuuuuuuck." Kynan scrubbed his face. "I could use a double shot of whiskey right now." "I'm sure Flicka keeps hard liquor behind… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“I see things in windows and I say to myself that I want them. I want them because I want to belong.… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
