“My room is a grave yard of whisky bottles in a swamp of stale beer, cigar ashes, and dick jokes.” — Vincent Brooks Copy Share Image
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. — Tug McGraw Copy Share Image
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Daddy made whiskey and he made it well, cost two dollars and burned like hell. — Grateful Dead Copy Share Image
The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey! — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another.” — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety, now that is the good stuff! — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
I am further back, surrounded on all sides by wailing men, their faces shiny with tears. Uncle Al promised three dollars and… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
I love whiskey, and I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men,' so anything that Don Draper does, I like to do. But… — Charles Kelley Copy Share Image
“Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Her gaze lifted. And collided with a full-sized predator. His eyes were the dark whiskey gold her father liked to pour in… — Jennifer Probst Copy Share Image
As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Bye, Bye Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. Good old boys drinking whiskey and… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
This is why it is good to remember: if you want to get high, don’t drink whiskey; read Shakespeare, Tennyson, Keats, Neruda,… — Natalie Copy Share Image
I like horses. My grandfather had a horse named Whiskey and I got to ride it all the time. They are terrifying… — Shane Warren Jones Copy Share Image
“Alan Campbell opened one eye. From somewhere in remote distances, muffled beyond sight or sound, his soul crawled back painfully, through subterranean… — John Dickson Carr Copy Share Image
It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My Papa's Waltz: The whiskey on your breath Could make a small boy dizzy; But I hung on like death: Such waltzing… — Theodore Roethke Copy Share Image
I was just staying home and getting stoned and drinking. It was a pretty rough period. I think that's kind of the… — Lydia Loveless Copy Share Image
Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big… — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
Today you can buy the Dialogues of Plato for less than you would spend on a fifth of whiskey, or Gibbon's Decline… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Someone told me once that blues is like whiskey. They keep whiskey in the barrel for so many years, and then they… — Buddy Guy Copy Share Image
The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time. — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title. — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
“Ellie shrugged. “You know what they say, whiskey gives you balls.” She passed him a shot. “Here, have one. Maybe then you’ll… — Milly Taiden Copy Share Image
I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a… — Rose Leslie Copy Share Image
“A few drinks and the world was hers— she wore her whiskey like a loaded gun.” — Atticus Poetry Copy Share Image
Who cares about the Key to a woman's heart when whisKey is the quickest Key to her panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man. — Masataka Taketsuru Copy Share Image
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky — R. H. Bruce Lockhart Copy Share Image
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how… — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
“Nothing wrong with believing good things will happen. And if it doesn't, there's always whiskey.” — P.T. Patrick Copy Share Image
Inspiring bold JohnBarleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil! — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey, Wish I had someone to miss me, Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. — Jerry Vale Copy Share Image
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
