It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“What? What is it?” “It’s preprogrammed. For Earth.” We were so dead. Where the hell was the whiskey?” — James Cox Copy Share Image
“Good work last night, whiskey, too bad you can’t make sleep as restful as you make it deep.” — Imogen Binnie Copy Share Image
I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Beer is man's drink. Water is God's drink. Wine is everyone's drink. Whiskey is the Devil's soup.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
But when they began handing out doctorates for comparative folk dancing and advanced fly-fishing, I became too stink in’ proud to use… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Well, I Declare!: Jack Daniel’s Old No. 7, the South’s most famous whiskey, is distilled in a dry county. Isn’t that just… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
A woman is like whiskey. She evaporates a little over time, distilled by disappointments and grief. One can never predict if the… — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
I say, when Mercury arrives, we just pretend we’re not here.” Lawe tipped back his whiskey and swallowed in a single drink.… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
For whatever reason, I encounter Canadian whiskey at hunting camps way more often than I do in restaurants, bars, or homes. Could… — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
Will you stop drinking whiskey? Let me plead with you to do so. And if the sisters would not think it oppressive,… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
“What do you have?” “Wine. Weak cider. Water. Whiskey.” “A veritable plethora of ‘W’ drinks.” “If I ever have walrus piss, I… — Anne Mallory Copy Share Image
“Old but contented, the face of a man who had sipped life’s vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“To ask them to legalize pot is something like asking them to put butter on the handcuffs before they place them on… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
If when you say 'whiskey' you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason... then… — Noah S. Sweat Copy Share Image
People have the right to ask questions and dig deep when you're hurting people and things around you, but when I haven't… — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
I was very lucky to be offered a lovely piece of property to build a career on. I started building a house… — Vanessa Carlton Copy Share Image
International correspondents with their long dictaphones, and dirty jeans, and five hundred words before whiskey, are slouched over the red velvet chairs,… — Binyavanga Wainaina Copy Share Image
It never takes longer than a few minutes, when they get together, for everyone to revert to the state of nature, like… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
She's no lady. Her songs are all unbelievably unhappy or lewd. It's called Blues. She sings about sore feet, sexual relations, baked… — Ann-Marie MacDonald Copy Share Image
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That’s really all you need in life. — Brandi Carlile Copy Share Image
