Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation Copy Share Image
When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey. — Igor Stravinsky Copy Share Image
“He lifted the whiskey to his lips. It was the same russet color as the benches, creating an illusion of Ken drinking… — Justin McFarr Copy Share Image
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share Image
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Max McGee Copy Share Image
When a man spends his relief checks on green whiskey his children have a way of crying from hunger pains. — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
A loss of any kind is horrible. Not because it takes away, but because it makes you believe- in newspapers, in tomatoes,… — Anosh Irani Copy Share Image
Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If I'd just paid money to watch a soccer game, I'd want to kill someone too (once the buzz wore off and… — Tom O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Just the usual. Aspirin, vitamin C, a shot of whiskey.” That last was my great aunt Maureen’s remedy for whatever ailed you.… — Suzanne M. Trauth Copy Share Image
"Uisce Beatha" is a compounded distilled spirit being drawn on aromatics, and the Irish sort is particularly distinguished for its pleasant and… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
It was just so in the American Revolution, in 1776, the first delicacy the men threw overboard in Boston harbor was the… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
“I'm glad has promised three dollars and a bottle of Canadian whiskey to the man who puts on the best show. You've… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
Fuuuuuuuuuuck." Kynan scrubbed his face. "I could use a double shot of whiskey right now." "I'm sure Flicka keeps hard liquor behind… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
...with a rush of feeling he felt that this must be happiness. As soon as the thought came to him, he fought… — John McGahern Copy Share Image
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I was just staying home and getting stoned and drinking. It was a pretty rough period. I think that's kind of the… — Lydia Loveless Copy Share Image
My Papa's Waltz: The whiskey on your breath Could make a small boy dizzy; But I hung on like death: Such waltzing… — Theodore Roethke Copy Share Image
It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Whiskey is many things to many people, but at the very root of its popularity lies the story.” — Kate Hopkins Copy Share Image
Would you like a whiskey?' I say. 'I've got some.' (That's original. I bet nobody's ever thought of that way of bridging… — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. — Claude Williams Copy Share Image
I'm just a fan, man. The best word I can come up with is an enthusiast. I'm a whiskey enthusiast. It really… — Aiden English Copy Share Image
To a writer, an open browser tab is like a glass of whiskey. 1 or 2 can help the work. Too many… — Andy Ihnatko Copy Share Image
He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey… — Joseph Mitchell Copy Share Image
Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey! — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Daddy made whiskey and he made it well, cost two dollars and burned like hell. — Grateful Dead Copy Share Image
I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another.” — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. — Tug McGraw Copy Share Image
“My room is a grave yard of whisky bottles in a swamp of stale beer, cigar ashes, and dick jokes.” — Vincent Brooks Copy Share Image
“Everything in moderation except whiskey, and sometimes too much whiskey is just enough.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.) — Westbrook Pegler Copy Share Image
