I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous! — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm not somebody who, no matter where I go, there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world, and I can enter it and dance around. I want to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share
“Presentation was the name of the Catholic church [my mother's family] attended, and this is what I love about the Irish: My mother became known as the second prettiest girl at Presentation parish. “Why was that okay?” I once asked her. “Oh, because everybody knew Mary Griffin was the most beautiful girl at Presentation,” she replied. My mom was happy… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share
“It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready,… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
