Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number.… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis? Pete: I think it's Matisyahu. — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some? — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1 — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to Alison] — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
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