With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Some make their worlds without knowing it. Their universes are just sesame seeds and three-day weekends and dial tones and skinned knees… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
We first became conscious of the plane publicly on a Monday. I thought then by the weekend it would be done. But… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
When I'm shooting a movie, I'm always in an invisible theater seat. I respect the fact that people have worked hard all… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I actually met Carrie Fisher a couple of years ago. When I told her that she was my first crush, she insisted… — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
I was packing to go to Columbia University, and they told me that weekend that I got the 'Pitch Perfect.' — Ben Platt Copy Share Image
As a physician who was smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, getting drunk on weekends, stressed out about having 35 patients… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I wrote in the mornings, often in cafes, on the way to the office. I gave myself a daily word minimum, usually… — Christopher Castellani Copy Share Image
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends. — Molly Haskell Copy Share Image
I think there's a limit. People want to be scared, but not every weekend, maybe every third weekend. — Jason Blum Copy Share Image
Even when I was doing three films a year, I would somehow find two weeks to spend time with my family apart… — Nani Copy Share Image
I wanted to be cleared up about that Lost Weekend. I've heard enough of the myth. It was frustrating, but I let… — May Pang Copy Share Image
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those weekends where all you do is have sex? Last night I was so sick of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The top two movies at the box office this weekend were 'High School Musical 3' and 'Saw V.' One movie features gruesome… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I was about 12 or 13 years old. I picked up the Bible and read it from cover to cover one weekend… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, would you please wake up so I can leave? I really don't want to hang out in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I'm not disciplined in terms of scheduling. I work best late at night, but I can't do that when I'm on a… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
It's liberating to live at home during the week, but on the weekend it's like, Jesus Christ, how much History Channel can… — John Rzeznik Copy Share Image
