It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Every weekend I watch all the English games on TV but I always look out for the West Ham score, I have… — Paolo di Canio Copy Share Image
If you crave further confirmation that Silicon Valley is a magical place where magical thinking reigns, consider the tale of Roku, the… — Adam Lashinsky Copy Share Image
We lived in a suburb in Johannesburg, which is a massive city of about 8 million people, and my parents would drive… — St. Lucia Copy Share Image
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
When I'm shooting, really the audience I'm thinking the hardest about is that first test screening audience who I want to like… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
I'm gay, and I know a lot of very liberal straight people, and, of course, they're absolutely fine, but they still won't… — Andrew Haigh Copy Share Image
If you want something you can't afford, think what else that money could buy: a week's groceries, a month's rent, or a… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I think that with piracy and tighter funds being around, people are realising that the game to play is to try and… — Riz Ahmed Copy Share Image
I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody! — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Nowhere in politics is there such a mismatch between public and private realm as in transport. Everyone on the M6 last weekend… — Simon Jenkins Copy Share Image
I'm always writing music. I sort of do it obsessively, for good or for bad. It's good that it keeps me going,… — Hamilton Leithauser Copy Share Image
It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, They lived happily ever after and the following… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I was studying acting, going to UCLA, selling real estate on the weekends — Burt Ward Copy Share Image
I'm still getting my exercise at five o'clock in the morning, that's good. So far I've managed to hold on to a… — Tony Abbott Copy Share Image
I spent a weekend in the White House with President Clinton, back in '99, I guess. We played golf and just hung… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
My favorite thing of all time is a New York City weekend when there's a blizzard. Everything gets really quiet, and everyone… — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
I don't care if I am doing music: my son comes with me every weekend. If I'm on the West Coast, he'll… — Cam'ron Copy Share Image
I realize that the memories I cherish most are not the first night successes, but of simple, everyday things: walking through our… — Vivien Leigh Copy Share Image
Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went along doing the one-salad-a-night routine for a year. And I remember feeling so tired and depressed and irritable. I had… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
In high school I was a nerd and very academic. On the weekends, instead of going out and partying, I’d close myself… — Troian Bellisario Copy Share Image
