In the evenings I studied chemistry at the University of Chicago, the weekends I helped in the family store. — Jack Steinberger Copy Share Image
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We keep grinning 'til the weekend comes, just a pinch between your cheek and gum, all night long. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every weekend I watch all the English games on TV but I always look out for the West Ham score, I have… — Paolo di Canio Copy Share Image
I'm sure many more people saw 'Hush' in the first weekend it was on Netflix than saw 'Oculus' in theatres. — Mike Flanagan Copy Share Image
I just adore being on set. I adore storytelling. I can be on a set 70 hours a week and on those… — Jay Baruchel Copy Share Image
I've been lucky enough to do a few films that will last longer than an opening weekend and those films are the… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
George W. Bush gave a commencement speech at Southern Methodist University this weekend. It was pretty inspirational. He said, 'As I like… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I grew up in Ajegunle, which is like a ghetto and it was very difficult there. When it would get to the… — Odion Ighalo Copy Share Image
I went to Bruges for a weekend away from London. I was supposed to be meeting a girl there the next day.… — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
So many of my friends and family will go to Palm Springs as their weekend getaway destination, but when I need a… — Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend would tell me she was flying out of town to a pop concert with her friends for the weekend. She… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I did the coffee house thing - we have coffee houses where people play, or we used to - and when I… — Brian Fallon Copy Share Image
I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you… — Margaret Smith Copy Share Image
I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When I was racing, we were more used to seeing some horrific accidents. For example, Michael Schumacher is a great world champion,… — Jackie Stewart Copy Share Image
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something… — Brad Renfro Copy Share Image
I just don't think pastors should turn their pulpits into public policy platforms. It cheapens the gospel. Our congregation doesn't need another… — Mark Batterson Copy Share Image
“Let's go over the facts one more time," Josh says. "This is your first weekend away from home?" "Yes." "Your first weekend… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
People buy box sets, and they sit for a whole weekend with a computer on their lap in bed, and they watch… — Robin Wright Copy Share Image
It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, They lived happily ever after and the following… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
[Jules] slides into a seat beside me with her hot lunch tray, sighing. “Four hours, thirty-six minutes, and twelve seconds till we’re… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Any hot plans for the weekend, Peabody?” “My usual, flicking off men like flies, breaking hearts, crushing souls.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
For escape, I love popcorn thrillers that you can read in a weekend, like 'Sharp Objects' and 'The Woman in Cabin 10.' — Krysten Ritter Copy Share Image
[Completely bored by a country weekend, wiring to a friend:] For heaven's sake, rush me a loaf of bread, enclosing saw and… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
And then my husband works every second weekend, sermons on Sunday, baptising on Saturdays, weddings. — Sofia Helin Copy Share Image
My mum is proud to have been a nurse. At the beginning, she worked a basic 44-hour week, split shifts, night shifts… — Susanna Reid Copy Share Image
I'm not taking maternity leave from 'Big Brother.' I e-mailed my boss over there this weekend and I said, 'Don't worry. I… — Julie Chen Copy Share Image
I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
“Bank Holiday weekend. Emma, however, was celebrating something far more important – her imminent wedding, due to take place in just over two” — Paul Pilkington Copy Share Image
“I hope everyone has a great weekend enjoying family, friends & life. Much love & many blessings to you all. LK” — LaNina King Copy Share Image
Dear weekend, I want to be with you. Only you. Don't let the weekdays separate us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On a Sunday night, in my perfect weekend, I'd go to my favourite watering hole. — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
Growing up, I was always that kid that kinda watched All-Star Weekend on TV, every event. — Kyle Kuzma Copy Share Image
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where most people looked forward to the weekend to go out and yie one on, my idea of a good time was… — Warren DeMartini Copy Share Image
We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image