I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge on the… — Jessica Szohr Copy Share Image
A moment later, he plopped down on the sand beside her, and when they accidentally touched, Gabby had the briefest flash of… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
On the RFactor model that comes with the 'Pro-Sim,' everything is balanced and measured. If you go up on the rear ride… — Lando Norris Copy Share Image
At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Three times a year, theres Strategicon convention, and I go for the board games. It happens Presidents Day, Labor Day, and Memorial… — Rich Sommer Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really love being in London at weekends - there's always so much to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never do a whole new set of new material. I do one new joke at a time, and I wedge it… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I go to the theater, all the time. I'm not one of these secret movie, watch a 35mm print in my living… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
That's right, Mitt Romney took on Evander Holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. But… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I never wear any makeup over the weekend, unless I'm going to a wedding! — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
[My parents] worked hard all week long, and the way they celebrated and rejoiced in life was by making music on weekends.… — Rodney Crowell Copy Share Image
You're idealizing everything too much. No, the grass isn't greener. If you need proof, spend the weekend with a married couple. To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
George Clooney and Fabio apparently got into a scuffle at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend. George thought the women… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I've played with Mardy Fish a lot. Played with him, I think, two years ago in one of the weekend rounds. — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
Because of my schedule and dietary requirements, I don't party a lot, but when I can let my hair down, I will;… — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
These are the moments. These are the moments where you realize love is everywhere if you look closely. When you realize happiness… — Camila Cabello Copy Share Image
Creativity can release you from the limitations that the world has constructed around you; the everyday, mundane, 9-5 jail cell where everybody… — Robert LaSardo Copy Share Image
I always wear a dinner jacket. I never have this definition of what goes for the morning or the evening or what… — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
When [Bill Clinton] was running for president. I'll never forget this one. He was running in New Hampshire. He was not doing… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
We used to go cycling as a family every weekend. I played basketball, cricket, badminton, and was half-decent at them. — Jack Butland Copy Share Image
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