If John Lennon is deported, I'm leaving too...with my musicians..and my marijuana. — Art Garfunkel Copy Share Image
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire. — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption. — John Adams Copy Share Image
My care free attitude from smoking weed sometimes conflicts with my daily priorities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing wit… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Everybody's got plants, but most are just growing weeds. The cultivated have greater gardens, finer and gaudier gardens. — Peter Schjeldahl Copy Share Image
When bad things happen, it's the time when you get to work in the garden and sort out the pots from the… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
So I cuss like a sailor and I smoke weed. I'm exactly what an older rapper's kid will be! — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
“I smoke weed all day. I'm a very successful addict. And a smart one. And a very charismatic one” — Eddie Humbert Copy Share Image
“Keep weeding, Dad. Weed your mind. And man the great light. Even when no one is looking” — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
But part of the job of economics is weeding out errors. That is much harder than making them, but also more fun. — Robert Solow Copy Share Image
I made her wonder why a nigga never? Everytime we meet she never wear clothes. Puffin on the weed when I'm taking… — J Stalin Copy Share Image
Good manners, Madam, are had these days not For your asking, nor mine, nor what-we-used-to-be's. The day is a loud grenade that… — Allen Tate Copy Share Image
Me, I don’t want any children, I don’t want responsibility. I am gay, I smoke weed and I do exactly what I… — George Michael Copy Share Image
Gardening is a kind of disease. It infects you, you cannot escape it. When you go visiting, your eyes rove about the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Smoke alot of Weed Im not a Bad Kid, and Sure I might have Done of Handful of Bad Shit, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hordes of people [are] born, who live, yet who have done absolutely nothing to advance the race one iota. Their lives are… — Margaret Sanger Copy Share Image
Ever since the herbs slow down, police and rude boy. Dem inna showdown, them a search round the compound. Yuh kno, I'ma… — Collie Buddz Copy Share Image
What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
And what is more melancholy than the old apple-trees that linger about the spot where once stood a homestead, but where there… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your girlfriend smoke weed and looks like zombie like WTF!!! — Syntific Copy Share Image
Oh, you a E head, oh, you a weed head I got a big gun, bigger than Maxi Priest dread — Sean Price Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age — Illmaculate Copy Share Image
When people will not weed their own minds, they are apt to be overrun by nettles. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you got weed you can come fly with me ; I dont take pity on 'em silly little hoe. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Uh...hundred thousand for the car, uh...Smokin' weed, I'm in the stars. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image