If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy. — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
“(Think, “Want to go out for dinner tonight?” “K”), as if the sender might be suggesting he is far too busy and important to… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out. — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
When you're pregnant, you go out and buy every single book; you have this stack of books on your nightstand, but there was nothing… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, but it obviously… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
The bottom line is, whether you're in it or you're searching for it, I believe marriage is an institution worth pursuing and protecting. — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday experiences. — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain,… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
![“[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.” quote by Jenna McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/dd5/jenna-mccarthy-30648_able_newlyweds-these-optimistic-young-bastard_1666904.jpg)
