“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I liked watching myself on TV. My first job was hosting the 'Roommate Game'. — Dave Annable Copy Share Image
I'd rather have ten years of superhypermost than live to be seventy sitting in some goddamn chair watching TV. — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you dont know what to do with your life anymore. — Ridwan Oladapo Copy Share Image
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. — Celia Cruz Copy Share Image
People are a lot more tolerant when they're home watching TV and they're looking for a laugh. — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
I watch a lot of TV. That's how I spend most of my time outside of work. If I had more time,… — Luis von Ahn Copy Share Image
I was a huge 'Charlie's Angels' fan when I was a little girl, and I can go back to sitting on my… — Stephanie Savage Copy Share Image
People think I watch TV too much, but they are wrong. There is a huge difference between merely "watching" TV and learning… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like,… — Victoria Justice Copy Share Image
I remember when I was in my late teens just getting rid of lots of records, realizing I only ever listened to… — Jonny Greenwood Copy Share Image
“Beds are not the right place for reading, watching TV, discussing daily issues or worrying about the future. Beds are only good… — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
TV does not care about you or what happens to you. It's downright bad for your health now, and that's not a… — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
Push-ups are seriously the best way to tone your arms - and they tone your abs at the same time! I like… — Cassie Scerbo Copy Share Image
Sometimes we'd be sitting down watching TV and my dad would tell me and my brother to run upstairs and grab him… — Jim Harbaugh Copy Share Image
Just sitting on the bed watching TV. And they said someone with a left inner ear infection, ear pops up, whoa! And… — Mike Fisher Copy Share Image
The idea of having dinner together every day with your family removes the pressure from trying to explain everything. You tell us… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
“I clicked the gate shut and slipped down the alley. Through one fence after another, I caught glimpses of people in their… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
In early 1999, I was watching TV, when I came across a story on Afghanistan. It was a story about the Taliban… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
The truth is, for me, when I was a young black girl who knew I was different, was watching TV, I would… — Lena Waithe Copy Share Image
“As we have said, the male brain is like a honeycomb of rooms and each room has its own special function. One… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be that fad type of artist. When I looked up to artists, watching TV, I wanted to see… — Tyga Copy Share Image
If there is anything Ive learned from watching TV shows...its to never give up on love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby is napping and I am now reluctantly and angrily working out. Argh. Why can't I get muscles from watching TV!?!? — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
I miss watching TV and thinking they were all real. I used to feel like that about 'Neighbours.' — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
So I was reading a book and my mom was watching tv last night, suddenly I heard — Beca Rebeca Copy Share Image
There were times I should have been completely emotionally available to my kids and I wasn't there, even for reading a book… — Kerry Kennedy Copy Share Image
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
People are tired of just watching their TV set passively. They are playing interactive games today. They are on the Internet interacting.… — Bruce Nash Copy Share Image
Broadcasters and production companies often don't appreciate the complexities of viewing habits, but Gogglebox has highlighted how in-depth people go when watching… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
During the course of my presidency crime has been the lowest it's been probably since the '60s. Butyou wouldn't know it if… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I was watching TV one day, and I'm like, 'How did those people get on TV? I'm gonna try that. Hey, mom,… — Benjamin Stockham Copy Share Image
*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor… — Jamzy Copy Share Image
Now, all America sits in front of television sets and those television sets exude, I am sorry to say, a considerable amount… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
I think the thing we see is that as people are using video games more, they tend to watch passive TV a… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I was just a little girl watching TV and wanting to be in it. My parents had no idea how to get… — Brenda Song Copy Share Image
The big problem in America is that everyone is spending 2-3 hours a day watching TV. If you spend that same amount… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I'm just watching TV at home, I cut some aloe vera leaves and use the inside gel part as a… — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
![“There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they're in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I'm doing stuff like that all over.” quote by Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e31/shaquille-o-neal-659_antonio_there-was-a-kid-that-had-five-brothers-a_1670401.jpg)
![“During the course of my presidency crime has been the lowest it's been probably since the '60s. Butyou wouldn't know it if you were watching TV or looking at the internet, and you certainly wouldn't know it, listening to this past [Donald Trump's] campaign.” quote by Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/259/barack-obama-17_campaigns_during-the-course-of-my-presidency-crime_902774.jpg)
