If it entertains you, cool - read it, listen to it, watch it. But if it horrifies or disgusts you or scares… — Chris Reifert Copy Share Image
If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
People very quickly define success due to the amount of money something makes. In the end, I think everyone is searching for… — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
Taking the kids from our districts, forcing them to kill one another while we watch – this is the Capitol’s way of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
back turned, you don't have to look at what you've left behind. And the first person who turned their back on you… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I love watching old movies, and some of the holiday-themed ones are really great. I also have a bizarre thing that I'll… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
The reason the mass of men fear God, and at bottom dislike Him, is because they rather distrust His heart, and fancy… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
We are all born with a belief in God. It may not have a name or face. We may not even see… — Kent Nerburn Copy Share Image
Jurors have found, again and again, and at critical moments, according to what is their sense of the rational and just. If… — E. P. Thompson Copy Share Image
As many people have pointed out, the scene in ‘Kung Fu Hustle’ where the Landlady was chasing after me resembled the Roadrunner,… — Stephen Chow Copy Share Image
Hickory dickory dock my daddy’s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
Actions are interesting to watch. I learn about the actors. Their movements are emblems of the tensions in this internal landscape, which… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
'Participant' is the incontrovertible new concept given by quantum mechanics. It strikes down the 'observer' of classical theory, the man who stands… — John Archibald Wheeler Copy Share Image
Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More and more men are raising children or want to be close to their kids. They don't want to just lead work-obsessed… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's… — Jake Simmons, Jr Copy Share Image
God doesn’t tell you to do hard things so He can stand back and laugh and watch you struggle. He tells you… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
I just mean it's very difficult for me to watch my work, in some ways, because I am critical of what I… — Tea Leoni Copy Share Image
So, Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here's the deal: If we are going to pay for you to have… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a… — Ghulam Nabi Azad Copy Share Image
The idea of the show is that it's active and that children will become involved and watch the show, but also participate… — Steve Burns Copy Share Image
As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Those writers who lie on the watch for novelty can have little hope of greatness; for great things cannot have escaped former… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I had the opportunity to be around my kids a lot. I guess I could have kept working, but I had them… — Bob Seger Copy Share Image
Retribution is tricky. . . . The insult isn't usually worth the risk of punishment. And eventually one learns that karma has… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
I watch YouTube and other peers of mine. There's a lot of things I can't do and also I'm very unorthodox, I… — Eric Hernandez Copy Share Image
I read, watch television, watch movies, hang out with family. I like my clothes and I have great cars, and I drive… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
It is hard to make your adversaries real people unless you recognize yourself in them - in which case, if you don't… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
I've been around Hollywood and filmmaking long enough to know that it's a tricky dangerous business when you go on camera, you… — Wayne White Copy Share Image
I read a lot; fiction and non-fiction are the mediums I find most edifying and inspiring. I watch movies and listen to… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
Make ethical choices in what we buy, do, and watch. In a consumer-driven society our individual choices, used collectively for the good… — Marc Bekoff Copy Share Image
I've never had sex with boxers on and it's an odd thing to watch actors do. That's not saying I haven't tried...… — Jake Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
I imagine the touch of someone who loves you so much, he cannot bear to watch you sleep; and so you wake… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
There’s something… strange about the way you two are together. The way he watches you — it’s so… protective. Like he’s about… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Incumbent White House parties have won 10 of the last 18 presidential elections; the odds are tight, but they favor Obama in… — Jon Meacham Copy Share Image
The thing I loved about this movie [Waitress] when I read the script was that it was exactly the kind of film… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image