Listen, whatever turns you on, that's what you watch. But I don't think that when all is said and done, anybody's going to remember most shows for contributing anything to anybody. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
When people first started buying TV sets, one of the big reasons was to provide entertainment. To make sure their offspring watch shows they approve of, parents have to become viewers. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I've done quite a few television shows in Toronto, and it's a great city. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
They offered me $1,500 to do a week of 'The Golden Girls.' Can you imagine that? A big show with a big budget, and… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Listen, whatever turns you on, that's what you watch. But I don't think that when all is said and done, anybody's going to remember… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I've had some up and down years, but my fondest memories are of Detroit. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Groucho, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis it was incredible. It's a thrill to work with people like that, to say 'I… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because every show… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
