When you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want to be the loser who did the right thing, or do you want to be the stud who did Jenny Swanson? — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
Fact. of all high school girls lose their virginity at school-sponsored dances. — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
