“I always tell Noah to behave or I’ll sell him on eBay. You’ve got to have some way to keep these little buggers in line or they’ll just walk all over you. It’s a nightmare. Honestly. All the livelong day.… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“The Lord gave you a backbone because He wanted you to use it. So use it.” — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“By the way,” he said. “You know that little black thing that you carry around? It rings and beeps and stuff?” “My phone?” “Try… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“For an immature little preppy guy, you're pretty smart." "An immature little preppy guy ?" he repeated in an outraged tone of voice. "You… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“Better feed him more beans or you’re going to have a midget on your hands, Wiley,” he said. “It’s bad enough to be deaf,… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“What he lacked in experience, he made up for in enthusiasm and the sweetness of innocence.” — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“Don’t swear in front of my kids, Papaw,” Bill said hotly. “Daddy, hush,” Mama said. “I’ll swear anytime I goddamn want to, Billy Cantrell,”… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“I knew you’d say yes. You’re so easy.” “You’ve obviously never tried to get into my pants.” — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“Oh, sorry, I’m thinking about Cousin Mary. Talk about a dog. That girl was so ugly we had to put a bag over her… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“It’s good,” Jackson said. “You’re just saying that,” I replied. “No, really, it’s good. A little greasy….” “The grease is part of the charm,”… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“We don’t hide crazy,” I said. “We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.” — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“Kids are always hanging on your tits,” I added. “By the time they grow up, you’ve got tits down to your knees and curvature… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“I don’t think I want to visit your house anymore.” “Sometimes neither do I.” “And your grandfather….” “Leave my Papaw alone.” “He’s crazy.” “We… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“You’re not so bad-looking yourself. A bit too clean, like a metrosexual fella. Probably got a bunch of antiaging cream in your bathroom or… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“...My friend Bo had just finished skinny-dipping when one of those bastards came trotting out of the woods and bit his dick clean off.”… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
