“Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.” — K.D. Sarge Copy Share Image
“He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.” — k.d. sarge Copy Share Image
“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.] He sent me a picture shot down his pants.… — K.D. Sarge Copy Share Image
“He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!” — K.D. Sarge Copy Share Image
“Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be… — K.D. Sarge Copy Share Image
![“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.] He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth. [autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]” quote by K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f8f/k-d-sarge-56640_humor_i-hear-phone-sex-can-work-i-sent-but-i-k_2129089.jpg)
