“Think about what your friends and family will say if your vampire gets hit by a car and immediately leaps to his feet and pounds the driver’s head into the steering wheel. 25.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“Motels will not give you a discount because your friend is “dead”, so don’t ask. ” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“If you have to sleep in a coffin, try to go for an old wooden one.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“lookout for strange bite marks. You don’t want to just be a mobile snack. 4.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“Need to do laundry, but the Laundromat is closed by the time you get up? You can use body soap, or even bar soap,… — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“Think about what your friends and family will say if your vampire gets hit by a car and immediately leaps to his feet and… — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“I Spy” might have been fun on school field trips back in the day, but it’s pretty hard to play in the dark. “I… — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“It’s harder than you think to catch an unwary person at a truck stop. 34.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“wait until you’re sick and can’t get out of the bathroom and then you’ll see what real impatience is. 96.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to explain to a hysterical maid why you have someone in your closet who looks dead. 64.” — Joleene Naylor Copy Share Image
