Not every article in every magazine or newspaper is meant to be a valentine card addressed to every reader's self-esteem. — Rex Murphy Copy Share Image
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her.… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
What a mess! I can't believe I mixed up my Valentine cards. Now my girlfriend thinks I love her AND my wife… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
There would have to be something wrong with someone who could throw out a child's first Valentine card saying, I love you,… — Ginger Hutton Copy Share Image
Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. — George Edward Moore Copy Share Image
Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The… — Method Man Copy Share Image
“CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card. HOBBES: From Susie Derkins! CALVIN: It says "Please be my Valentine." HOBBES:… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
