Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket would be a great present for someone building a home for themselves. Simply wrap the brick in the blanket… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
