The satisfaction you get when you finally beat your dad is amazing, that rush of adrenaline. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
Our dads friend jimmy is in the back but we still looking good lol — Cassandra Crosby Copy Share Image
Before you HURT a girl, THINK about how your MOM would FEEL if your DAD did what you're doing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It looks so cool to like sit down and drink Scotch with your dad - that looks awesome. — Blake Bortles Copy Share Image
Drugs drugs drugs, some are good, some are bad, drugs drugs drugs, ask your Mom or ask your Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I jSs wAnt tO bE tHe 2nd hAnd yOu evEr wAnt tO hOld cOz tHe 1st wOuld bE yOur dAd :) — PraNav GaikwAd Copy Share Image
Eventually, it wasn't even your dad I wanted, just anybody. Anybody at all. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Those scars are not your fault. You have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Your mom definitely does and possibly your dad,… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“I don't think your dad is ever going to forget that the first time I met him I was holding ropes and… — Rebecca Julia Lauren Copy Share Image
You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
“What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?' I smiled. 'The stupid kind. Didn't you listen… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Your dad just told us to go have sex.” Her mouth falling open, Jamie stopped dead in the middle of the hallway.… — Michelle Osgood Copy Share Image
My kids are always like, 'Why do people always want to take pictures with you?' and I'm like, 'Because I'm your Dada,… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“I really, really like you, Sky. But if I don't stop now, your dad will kill me and that will be the… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
All the kids in school taunted me, 'Your dad's going to jail,' and I believed my parents when they said no it… — Dan Bilzerian Copy Share Image
If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Our dad hugged us and kissed us so much that some friends and relatives complained that he was going to turn us… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
“There’s an opening at Mom’s campaign,” I say. “She needs all the help she can get now that she’s totally distracted by… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Because I love you more than any goddamn thing on this fucking planet, I’m gonna let you have one more day. You… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“Gaea snarled in frustration. "Don't be cowards! It's very simple. You take this sharp pointy blade and you cut your dad into… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Your dad just threw down and I just laid it out,” Shy started when I didn’t speak. “Now’s the time to share,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
The real reason we ended up getting into that type of music was our dad worked for an oil company so we… — Zac Hanson Copy Share Image
“I could win you a goldfish." "I don't think that's be fair to the goldfish," Gemma said. "I've had about a dozen… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“Your daddy is standing in a swimming pool out a little bit from the edge. You are, let’s say, three years old… — John Piper Copy Share Image
“I don’t think George Lucas would want you to do this,” her mom said. “I didn’t know you knew who George Lucas… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Tom," she said, faintly, far away, "in the Southern Seas there's a day in each man's life when he knows it's time… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Nothing outside you can give you anyplace. You needn't to look at the sky because it's not going to open up and… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“When divorce or separation involves mutual children, it's often the father who suffers the most as a parent and the children who… — Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr Copy Share Image
Tell me about it. It’s so hard to deal with a single parent. They take out all their anxiety on you. It’s… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“It’s funny, but when I talk about this business of my father and Valentina with my women friends, they’re absolutely appalled. They… — Marina Lewycka Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our dad taught us not to be a loafer and a slough-off, that you don't blame somebody else for your misfortunes. — Glen Campbell Copy Share Image
Pain is when you lost your phone somewhere and your dad refuse to buy you a new one. — Priyanka Copy Share Image
