I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
“He kept his hand on her lower back as they headed for the house. Halfway up the walk, she could take the… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Franny?” Rosy held up the four little Franks. “Could I keep one of these?” Franny looked at her hard for a moment… — R.G. Manse Copy Share Image
I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
“Claire watched as Shane hunted around and came up with a small crowbar, which he used to lever open the seals on… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
We learned at a young age, with our dad, that even if you weren't doing something, you had to look like you… — Kamasi Washington Copy Share Image
I don't care if your dad is the Sultan of Brunei. You happened to be born into a privileged family. What you… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“What’s flattery?” “Flattery,” Wendy told him, “is when your daddy says he likes my new yellow slacks even if he doesn’t or… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
If you ever leave me, baby Leave some morphine at my door 'Cause it would take a whole lot of medication To… — Bruno Mars Copy Share Image
“Thomas Builds-the-Fire closed his eyes and told this story: “I remember when I had this dream that told me to go to… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I had always been a very physically active person. And I loved my job. I got into the military because of September… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“I need to ask, are you afraid of spiders?" Nicholas blinked, suddenly caught off guard, "Yes, I'm afraid of spiders." "Were you… — Stephen M. Irwin Copy Share Image
“Jax's eyes fell to my shoulder, and I realised he was looking at my hair. "Nice colour," he said. "Thanks." "Is that… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“I thrust Sophie into a corner, blocking her with my body. She panted and snagged her lower lip in her teeth. “This… — Shannon Delany Copy Share Image
“What's up with you?" "I'm grounded," I say, just to say something real. "I told Mum to fuck off." He whistles. "Why'd… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing way. Boys bring a knapsack to work. Boys get haircuts from… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Tara looks up at the blanket of stars. She wonders, if one exploded, would all the other stars wobble in their orbit?… — Lindsey Lane Copy Share Image
“Bryce burst out in laughter. He eyed Travis with a smirk. “Hasn’t your dad ever told you not to mess with an… — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
Being a child that grew up with a single mom back in the 70s, Fathers Day to me was always a very… — Art Alexakis Copy Share Image
When I was in my early twenties, my mom started repeating things, asking the same questions, telling the same stories. It was… — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
Every kid comes to a point in his life, where you listen to your Dad, but then you go into the street… — Shane Meadows Copy Share Image
“You can't trust anything on the Internet." "Can, too," I said, completed offended. "So, if I posted a comment saying I was… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“No nerve, hey? Not half a man!... Buster Jack, why don't you finish game? Make up for your low-down tricks. At the… — Zane Grey Copy Share Image
“It's pretty simple, really, when you think about it: We all start out as little fishes in our daddy's pants, and we… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
You know what sucks reaaallly bad is when your dad makes you move back to your country and when you finally get… — Kelly Copy Share Image
“Damn girl. Is your daddy a thief?" "What?" I'd never actually met my dad. Maybe he was. All I knew was that… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
My mother and I are more than best friends; we are partners in crime. After she and my father, Quincy Jones, separated… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Our Dad and Mum sent us to all-girl Catholic schools and the boys went to all-boy Catholic schools. Our parents were what… — Cedella Marley Copy Share Image
The local dudes who knew that my dad owned a studio would say, 'Ahh, dude is spoiled,' and this and that. But… — Dimebag Darrell Copy Share Image
He was an amazing actor and could mimic anybody's voice. My sister Katrine was walking past one day and could hear our… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
He's been the greatest father for me. Going around the streets of Chicago with my dad, people always tell me they can't… — Jahlil Okafor Copy Share Image
“Pork vindaloo?" "Extra hot." "Jalebis?" "Of course." "I want all the food we had at your dad's house the other night and… — Sara Desai Copy Share Image
“Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?" I don't hate you." Could've fooled me." She folded her cap of invisibility.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
“She laughs. “You’re so much like your father. Sometimes I wonder if you got any of my DNA at all.” I’ve never… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“It happens.” He turned again to the garden. “To the brain, I mean. It’s the drink, naturally. And the hepatic function. But… — Ethan Canin Copy Share Image
“An ancient-looking card table sat in the middle of the room, covered in maps and books. Man, give the Brannicks any space,… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“ Keep laser-focused on school, and I'll see YOU at Christmas. Josh leans his lanky body over my shoulder and peers at… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Dear Jessa, I’ve started this letter so many times and I’ve never been able to finish it. So here goes again .… — Mila Gray Copy Share Image