Ungrateful Quotes by Eric Andre

Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the…

— Eric Andre

I was eating beans by candle light for a decade.

— Eric Andre

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

— Eric Andre

'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons'…

— Eric Andre

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

— Eric Andre

Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.

— Eric Andre

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square…

— Eric Andre

I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically.

— Eric Andre

ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites.

— Eric Andre

You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

— Eric Andre

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

— Eric Andre

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome…

— Eric Andre