People like me because they're like, 'Oh, that's my white trash uncle that I used to hang out with. I know that… — Sean Strickland Copy Share Image
My sister and I used to act as maids and waitresses at my great aunt and uncle's cocktail parties, which were very… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“He had never spoken to Uncle Richard, but he knew that he was a radiologist who put tubes into people's groins and… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Right now, I'm worth a million dollars, and I owe Uncle Sam a million-and-a-half dollars, and I made a deal with him.… — Robert Blake Copy Share Image
I got into hip hop from my uncle; he was always playing us Kool G Rap and Big Daddy Kane. He was… — Estelle Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I loved movies growing up. I went to the movies with my uncle all the time. But being an actor? I didn't… — Christopher Abbott Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mason has been awfully good to me. My faith meant a great deal to me too after I was left an… — Julianna Deering Copy Share Image
“Frank sniffed. 'You know me well, wife. I thought those were in the basement.' 'They were. You should have been an English… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
“My uncle read me Omar Khayyam. In Arabic. Not Turkish or even English. I tried so hard to understand it. I would… — Miranda Emmerson Copy Share Image
“My attention was riveted to Keirran. He shot me a pained, embarrassed wince. “Yeah. I was going to tell you…sooner or later.… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
As a player, I'm a combination of my father and my uncle. People back home say that they were such good players… — Oscar Copy Share Image
My mother came from an Irish family of 11 kids and, of course, had a sister who was a nun, so I… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
I remember my uncle and my father telling me that my mother didn't want me because I was blind. She thought being… — Ronnie Milsap Copy Share Image
Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everything about his face getting burned… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My uncle was an Indian singer for a long time. He was pretty popular in India. He was one of the first… — Nav Copy Share Image
The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen… — Dominic Chianese Copy Share Image
I'm probably a natural uncle. I can take the kids out and have fun with them and look after them, and I… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
My real uncle was a pilot in the Indian Air Force (IAF). I was very enamored with him because he had a… — Pankaj Kapur Copy Share Image
“With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There were days when you would get the TV listings from The Globe and The Herald. Video was out, but nobody could… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
It'll be with me like it was with Uncle Ned's ole ox, I reckon; he kep' a-goin' an' a-goin' till he died… — Alice Hegan Rice Copy Share Image
It was more my uncle - my mom's brother - and my aunt who turned me on to hoops. He was more… — Tristan Thompson Copy Share Image
I think Wilco is going to definitely stand the test of time - no question - and Uncle Tupleo, and the whole… — Roger McGuinn Copy Share Image
“We’re still a bit short on the donations, so if you’ve got a rich uncle, today’s the day to remind him of… — Donna Franceschild Copy Share Image
I grew up in Decatur, Georgia. We had three boys in the household; actually, it felt like four of us. My pops… — Omari Hardwick Copy Share Image
A few weeks ago my uncle came over to borrow my dad's socket set and when he asked my dad how he… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
“Kevin’s nice front bulge in his jeans. If everything were different, he’d still let Will’s cowboy uncle plow him for a night… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
My uncle was skipper on the old Claymore sailing out from Oban to the Inner Hebrides. My father worked for MacBraynes all… — Johann Lamont Copy Share Image
When people compare me to him... it's like 'wow' maybe they see me on his level but I don't believe I am… — Alex Iwobi Copy Share Image
Ever since my my uncle best friend had died last Friday, my uncle haven't been ok and he been crying and haven't… — RaeRae Copy Share Image
It was during a drive together that I first conceived the story of a teenage girl and a friend of her father's.… — Joy Mathew Copy Share Image
“No sense of satisfaction, but my uncle’s death had taught me that revenge is far less sweet than it promises to be.… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
If you're a black conservative and you criticize the black community, you're an Uncle Tom. If you're a white conservative and you… — Jesse Watters Copy Share Image
When it came to music growing up, it wasn't just gospel and R&B. My uncle brought rock n' roll to me when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I met Jack Nicholson when I was about 10 at a party of my uncle's, and it wasn't so much that I… — Emilia Fox Copy Share Image
Everyone likes to learn history. They just don't like to hear it from a professor looking at notes. They like to hear… — Rick Harrison Copy Share Image
