Uncle Quotes

Babysitting my uncle puppy

— Ariana

Do you want to be my Uncle? :)

— Rachel Copeland

“Uncle knows best.”

— Philip Reeve

My uncle with her girlfriend...

— Anonymous

My uncle is Neil Sedaka.

— Harry Enten

“Uncle Monty tell”

— Lemony Snicket

“Uncle Dan was feeding.”

— Vladimir Nabokov

Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! -Ray

— Scary Movie

“You lied to your uncle to protect me,” he said. Six”

— C.S. Pacat

My uncle has a VHS collection of over 20,000 films.

— Sayani Gupta

I'm like the hypest, most irresponsible uncle.

— Chris Redd

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

— Jimmy Kimmel

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

— South Park

I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.

— Dominic Chianese

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

— William Shakespeare

“Some of us can live without a society but not without a family.”

— Amit Kalantri

My newly acquired title of being an uncle boy was this a special one life-changing it even made my Instagram bio.

— Valentin Chmerkovskiy

First of all, with due respect to my dad, he wasn't an ace composer. He never got the success that my uncle…

— Amaal Mallik

“Uncle Feather came to town, Flying in the blue sky. Yellow nose and yellow legs And he belongs to me oh my . . .”

— Judy Blume

My uncle was a cop, a career cop, on the beat in downtown Chicago. He was my hero when I was growing…

— Mike Pence

My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.

— James Earl Jones

(Left to right) Aaron (my uncle) Sonia (my mum) Craig (my other uncle) and ,y step dad Tim :) ,y open house…

— Tamika

I grew up on Charles Addams' cartoons, particularly 'The Addams Family,' and Uncle Fester was always one of my favorites.

— Christopher Lloyd

Quizzing is a family hobby - before I was born my granddad, mum, auntie and uncle were into quizzing.

— Jenny Ryan

“You want to hear the truth about my uncle? I’ll tell you,’ said Laurent, a new light in his eyes. ‘I’ll tell…

— C.S. Pacat

I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over…

— Phil Robertson

“When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of…

— David Feherty

Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you…

— Richard Griffiths

“Uncle Tarmac says vehicles always resemble their owners, and likes advising my female cousins to judge whether boyfriends will make decent husbands…

— David Mitchell

I have a lot of respect for His Majesty Juan Carlos. I call him Uncle Juan because he is an extraordinary person…

— Mohammed VI of Morocco

When I was in high school, my uncle, who went to the races quite a bit, got me interested. Then when I…

— Kenny Troutt

My dad and uncle were so protective so whenever someone would say or do something to harm us they were right there.…

— Moeen Ali

“My mother’s brother Johnny was a Vietnam vet, and he too had been wounded. He had spent a long time in a…

— Noah Galloway

“Dear Uncle Bernard - Your niece Frances - a four-eyed, French-plaited platypus awaiting the evaporation of h baby fat - thanks you…

— Carlene Bauer

I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies.…

— Marlon Wayans

Dear Dad,Only if you were here to see me grow up.I miss you so much. I have been in a huge depression…

— Jasmine

“He ruffled her hair as he came in, all uncle and no cop about him now. She far preferred her uncle to…

— Kimberly Derting

Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle…

— Richelle Mead

If the Democrats want to insult women by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing…

— Mike Huckabee

“Sad as the position of a slave is, my uncle’s hardness of heart added much to the unhappiness of those who had…

— Victor Hugo