My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt Copy Share Image
“What makes a man's 80 year-old Irish uncle skip like a little boy? "Me Father is very fond of me!” — John Ortberg Jr Copy Share Image
“If Arkansas is, indeed, one big family, Eureka Springs remains its eccentric uncle.” — Rex Nelson Copy Share Image
George Harrison became my uncle - not by blood but through love. It's sort of an Indian cultural thing. — Anoushka Shankar Copy Share Image
“Ya know, Joey,’ Uncle Ed would say, ‘there’s no accountin’ for horses’ asses.” — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I had a ball in San Francisco because my Uncle Lou was a gripman on the California… — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
My holidays in Hyderabad would be spent on films sets visiting my father and uncle, or in the studios; I was gradually… — Naga Chaitanya Copy Share Image
“Give me a funeral over a wedding any day,.' said Uncle Montague with a sigh. 'The conversation is almost always superior.” — Chris Priestley Copy Share Image
“You’ve never called the baby by name before.” This earned her a twitch of his lips, maybe impatience, maybe humor. “We’re drinking… — Grace Burrowes Copy Share Image
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle.… — Dusty Baker Copy Share Image
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
“You think that nothing matters as long as you're together, that nothing can harm you two or come between you because you're… — Jessica Khoury Copy Share Image
When people compare me to him... it's like 'wow' maybe they see me on his level but I don't believe I am… — Alex Iwobi Copy Share Image
My uncle was skipper on the old Claymore sailing out from Oban to the Inner Hebrides. My father worked for MacBraynes all… — Johann Lamont Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Kevin’s nice front bulge in his jeans. If everything were different, he’d still let Will’s cowboy uncle plow him for a night… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
If the Democrats want to insult women by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“He ruffled her hair as he came in, all uncle and no cop about him now. She far preferred her uncle to… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies.… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Dear Dad,Only if you were here to see me grow up.I miss you so much. I have been in a huge depression… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
“Dear Uncle Bernard - Your niece Frances - a four-eyed, French-plaited platypus awaiting the evaporation of h baby fat - thanks you… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“My mother’s brother Johnny was a Vietnam vet, and he too had been wounded. He had spent a long time in a… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“It’s a besetting sin of the family. Uncle Hart had his own personal brothel at my age, where he trained ladies in… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Uncle Fester brought me back with the young group. He was very 'in' with the teens. — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
