Only think of two things - the report of the pistol and the tape. When you hear one, run like hell until… — Sam Mussabini Copy Share Image
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. — Timothy M. Dolan Copy Share Image
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
You can recruit the populace conservatism for the interests of corporate conservatism that the two things can be married into one unholy… — Jeff Sharlet Copy Share Image
In McKinsey's world, all of life is one of two things: strategy or organization. — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
To character and success, two things, contradictory as they may seem, must go together... humble dependence on God and manly reliance on… — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
No two things differ more than hurry and despatch. Hurry is the mark of a weak mind; despatch of a strong one. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
I was collecting Barbies. I know... embarrassing. I sold them all on eBay, and traded them for vintage dishes. So I've collected… — Kristin Bauer van Straten Copy Share Image
Every single success you experience is a combination of two things: your effort and Allah's help. When you don't put in enough… — Nouman Ali Khan Copy Share Image
People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Do not think your story [for a one-person show] is unique. . . . your story is the same as millions of… — Julie Halston Copy Share Image
You're missing it. This is not a one-man show. What's reinvigorating this company is two things: One, there's a lot of really… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
I want to draw subjects that seem very boring and everyday... Stuff that would be normal except for one thing. Or two… — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
Since the war nothing is so really frightening not the dark not alone in a room or anything on a road or… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
There are two things that have to happen before an idea catches on. One is that the idea should be good. The… — Jawaharlal Nehru Copy Share Image
In a world where your interactions with humans are solely about rating one to five, two things happen: One is all humanity… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
If you wish to convert anyone to the fullness of the knowledge of Our Lord and of His Mystical Body, then teach… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
You try to figure out the two things that I use as the philosophy to do a golf course. The first is… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
There's nothing I need from anyone except love and respect, and anyone who can't give me those two things has no place… — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
Government needs to do two things: put a price on carbon and invest heavily in new technologies. — Van Jones Copy Share Image
In Buddhism, we say reincarnation is the conscious taking of rebirth by a Bodhisattva, or by a high being, whereas rebirth, is… — Robert Thurman Copy Share Image
I used to say to my dad, 'How did you and Mom stay married for all this time?' and he'd say, 'Two… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image